8/2/2017 0 Comments Day 1 Of Diet Quotes SayingsMotivational and Inspirational Quotes. Welcome. to my collection of inspirational and motivational quotations. Whenever I'm feeling down or have a looming. I turn to my books for some inspiration. I hope you enjoy them as much as. I do. Other Topics. Teachers. - books, reading, education, history, writers. Library. - quotes and proverbs about libraries, librarians. Favorites. friendship, wedding, and money. Nature. - the beauty of nature, flowers, and roses. Cooking. diet, food, and weight loss. On the subject of quotes and proverbs... One. must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. Nicholas Charles Trublet. I. have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and. Alger. Stealing. someone else's words frequently spares the embarrassment. Peter Anderson. A. Sophocles. It. often happens that the quotations constitute the.
Vicesimus Knox. A. William B. Sprague. Brevity. is the soul of wit. William Shakespeare, Hamlet. Good. sayings are like pearls strung together. Chinese Proverb. A. Arabic Proverb. Better. Quotes that Make You Think, Famous Sayings to Make You Think. Anonymous. Proverbs. Unknown. There. is not less wit, not less invention, in applying. Pierre Boyle. A good maxim is never out of season. English Proverb. A. Good maxims are the germs. Joseph Joubert. Why. Great books aren't within everybody's. Coleridge. Nothing. Benjamin Franklin. Quotations: life is short, seize the day! From The Quote Garden.Good things, when short, are twice as good. Baltasar. Graci. Parkhurst There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous. St. Evremond. A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux. Few maxims are true from every point of view. Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue. A. well- cultivated mind is, so to speak, made up of. Bernard de Bovier de Fontenelle. Maxims. are the condensed good sense of nations. Sir J. Mackintosh. A. proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. Erasmus. Many. ideas grow better when transplanted into another. Oliver. Wendell Holmes Always. It will impress on your own mind a thousand. Such a book. is a casket of jewels for your housebold. Tryon Edwards Important . The owners of those. Golf Quotes, Sayings about Golfing, Quotations for Golfers. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. Milne. Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1. I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. Hutchinson (1. 85. They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. O'Rourke. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front- line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. Don't even putt. Scrivener in Lawn Tennis at Home and Abroad, 1. Arthur Wallis Myers, ed., commonly attributed to Mark Twain as . Chesterton. They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it. If you break 8. 0, watch your business. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M. S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. The sand wedge is far more effective. Woods and irons. And it took a seven to do that. Not even God can hit a 1. The other is . The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. I shot the happiest 8. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. The ball changes everything. No matter what you shoot — the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 1. But make sure you're in the same time zone. You have to play the whole game. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.. It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins. Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, . We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match. He attacks it. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows. Wodehouse. It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. Snead, on his putting. Any game where a man 6. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty- seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing? It's almost a law. Wells, Bealby, 1. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. I told him to hit it and run backward. If God wants to play through, let him. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying. Wodehouse, Order by Golf, 1. When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal. It is no use for a woman to announce her intention of going in for Golf unless she is prepared to give up a certain amount of time to it, unless she is prepared to spend a certain amount of money over it, unless she is also prepared to put away foolish things.. It is by no means necessary or even advisable that the lady golfer should make a guy of herself or that she should be too flagrant a copy of her husband or brother. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. I don't go that far on my holidays. My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. I prefer to take the dogs out. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. That means everybody has a chance to do it. That's the great thing about golf. It doesn't matter how old or young you are; if you're 9. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. Lewis. The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Today it's called the PGA Tour. A dinner without wine. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable. Herbert, Misleading Cases, 1. All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. Two rounds a day are plenty. Forced to work. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
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